I'm burning, I'm burning.: Archive

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I live a Timmy Turner life

marinecorpsbound: Friends: Where’d you meet these people? Me: gpoy

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shestaresatthe—moon replied to your post: The fact that Snooki is pregnant is the scariest thing in the world. FACT LMAO I feel like we haven’t talked in ten years omfg lmaoo

Mar 1st

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The fact that Snooki is pregnant is the scariest...

People like her need not procreate.

Mar 1st

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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to the movies and sits next to someone who has an endless variety of crunchy snacks in loud, crinkly wrappers.

Mar 1st

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I hope Rick Santorum's OTP get stranded in two...

Mar 1st

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This "I hope Rick Santorum..." blog is KILLING ME....

Mar 1st

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fallingintothedenouement: fallingintothedenouement: so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...

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kissedbystarlight replied to your post: kissedbystarlight replied to your post: Omfg,… hahaha aww, that is why I have a backup accounts for squee or just in case someone famous follows me He adds to Jenn and my favorite Broadway person Leigh Ann Larkin, haha. I probably need a backup account with all the shit I say! You know my tweets never lack..emotion.

Mar 1st

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like lol I know Andy follows everyone, but still. Imagine him going to twitter and for some reason my tweets being on top and he just sees CRYING OVER DRAYDIN or THIS FIC IS GREAT GOD I REALLY SHIP DROSH or FUCK DRAKE WHAT ARE THOSE PANTS YOU HAVE ON or DRAKE YOU LOOK HIGH or CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP OVER DRAKE AND PAYDIN’S BREAKUP or FOX JUST WANTS TO PISS ON DRAKE’S...

Mar 1st

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kissedbystarlight replied to your post: Omfg, Drake’s guitarist Andy just followed me on twitter :3 he’s following pretty much every one of his followers.. and he over 1K of them, I think your tweets will be ok :P lmao no, I know that. He follows everyone, lmfao. BUT STILL. IT’S LIKE OH SHIT. Because when Jenn followed me I had to stop tweeting about her LMFAOOO it’s...

Mar 1st

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Omfg, Drake's guitarist Andy just followed me on...

Yaaaaaay, but also, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO because now I can’t tweet as much about Drake as I used to LMFAOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Mar 1st

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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY 
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

Mar 1st

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kitteh-neon: I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.

Mar 1st

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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →

Mar 1st

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hope4sunrise asked: Top 6 TV Shows!

Mar 1st

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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!

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imthejesusofsuburbia: why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there

Mar 1st

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Gonna curl up in bed until 8 when The Middle starts. Mmm.

Mar 1st

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chrscolfr: As much as I love answering questions, sometimes I like being the one to ask questions and read the answers. So go here and tell me the following: Your name Where you’re from (if you’re comfortable telling me!) Your dream career One person you look up to and why Your weapon of choice for the zombie apocalypse Okay go. Omg, I LOVE hearing from my followers. :3 Please?

Feb 29th

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magiaemforks asked: Dear person I hate,Dear person I like, ;)

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things i do when i fangirl:

bittersweetirony: smile until jaw feels like breaking make seizure-like body movements make random hand gestures if alone, scream loudly if not alone, scream internally if doesn’t care, scream anyway run around the house then back weep weep but don’t let tears fall make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy hug something claw something pull hair sigh try saying...

Feb 29th

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thewrongkindofplace: chancewiththehance: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on Dear girlfriend Dear boyfriend Please.. You...

Feb 29th

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JESUS CHRIST WHEN I TRY TO REBLOG MYSELF IT...

Feb 29th

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thewrongkindofplace: chancewiththehance: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on Dear girlfriend Dear boyfriend Please.. You...

Feb 29th

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I always wonder if when people follow me and see all the Drake, they’re like, “Holy shit, does this blog take place in 2006?”

Feb 29th

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